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I spoke to your folks
eri.

2
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Iè?

3
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Pop any more used to
being retired?

4
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Your mother's still having
trouble slowing him down.

5
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Last week, he repapered the den,
re-shingled the roof

6
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wrote nine letters to the editor
and washed the dog three times.

7
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Sounds like he's overdoing it.
Yes, that's what she thinks.

8
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Poor thing's gone bald
in three places.

9
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Eh?

10
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The dog, I mean.

11
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Oh.

12
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I wonder
if it was a good idea,

13
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their moving into the city
and buying a house.

14
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They sounded kind of lonely,

15
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so I asked them over to
a little dinner party tonight.

16
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Oh, bè.
Grazie, caru.

17
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Ci si vede sta sera.
Va bè.

18
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Oh, is anybody else coming?

19
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Just Mother.

20
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Mamma?

21
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Look, honey,
my folks are just plain,

22
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ordinary, conventional people,

23
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while your mother--

24
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Well, let's face it.
Your mother's a witch.

25
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So is Aunt Clara.
And they loved her.

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But they didn't believe
she was a witch.

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They thought she was just
an eccentric old lady.

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Now, if your mother
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home, huh, Pop? Oh, sicuru.

42
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We're having a ball.
Aren't we, Phyllis?

43
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Oh, sì.

44
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All except the dog,
that is.

45
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Hope everybody's hungry. Dinner
will be ready in a few minutes.

46
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Now, don't be offended
if I don't eat much, Samantha.

47
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I've been a little off
my feed lately.

48
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Signora Stephens.

49
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We're so looking forward to
meeting your mother, Samantha.

50
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After all, we really know
so very little about her.

51
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Well, I'd say that Mother

52
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was a rather difficult person
to describe.

53
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Uh, "unique" might be the word.
Don't you think so, Darrin?

54
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Yes, that would come close.

55
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Michelangelo was 85

56
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when he built the Pauline Chapel
in the Vatican.

57
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What was that, Pop?

58
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Michelangelo, 85.

59
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Verdi was 80 when he wrote
the opera Falstaff.

60
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And did you know
that Winston Churchill was 77

61
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when they made him
Prime Minister in '51?

62
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Chì ci hà da fà
cun qualcosa?

63
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Well, uh, nothing.

64
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I just thought that they were

65
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rather interesting facts,
hè tuttu.

66
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They didn't retire them.

67
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Oh, that'll be Mother.

68
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Divertenti. Ùn vecu micca
any car outside.

69
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Oh, she walks.
Loves to walk.

70
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Samantha, my child.

71
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Mother, you look
simply divine.

72
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Oh, thank you, dear.

73
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I'd like you to meet
Darrin's parents.

74
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This is my mother.
Mr. Stephens, Mrs. Stephens.

75
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Mrs. Stephens, Mr. Stephens.
Cumu va?

76
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Call me Frank.

77
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Frank?

78
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Oh, then you must
call me Endora.

79
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Oh, what a lovely tie.

80
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My favorite colors,
blue and white.

81
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Oh, do you
really like it?

82
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Phyllis tried to talk me
out of wearing it today.

83
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She thought it was
too flashy.

84
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Pensate cusì ?

85
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Well, I think it just matches
his piercing blue eyes.

86
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How is my favorite son-in-law
oghje ?

87
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You look stunning,
Endora.

88
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[Frank] Yes, that's
certainly a nifty outfit.

89
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Dinner's almost ready.

90
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Why don't we all
go in and sit down?

91
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Bene. I'm starved.

92
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Endora.
Oh, grazie.

93
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You know, I always thought
my son-in-law was handsome,

94
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but now I can see
where he gets his good looks.

95
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Uh, Mom.

96
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Hmm?

97
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Oh...

98
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She's quite an interesting
woman, isn't she?

99
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Yes, but I wouldn't
worry about that, dear.

100
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Samantha probably takes
after her father.

101
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I hope you appreciate

102
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what an amusing man
your husband is, Mrs. Stephens.

103
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Iè. He's a regular
Milton Berle.

104
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You know, I just read about this
Ethiopian fellow in the paper

105
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who fathered a child at 82.

106
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Now, isn't that amazing?

107
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Mm, not to me. Among my friends,
life really just begins at 80.

108
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Endora, you're a card.
Oh, it's nice of you to say so.

109
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Tell me more
about yourself.

110
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bè,
I enjoy going to theater

111
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when I can drag
Phyllis out of the house.

112
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And, of course, I can't
get her to go to a musical.

113
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Well, don't you like
musicals, Mom?

114
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[Frank] I think all that singing
and dancing depresses her.

115
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Well, I know exactly
how you feel.

116
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There are times when all
that singing and dancing

117
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depresses me too.

118
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[Frank] Nonsense.
It's lively.

119
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Endora, what are you doing
tomorrow evening?

120
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Phyllis and I are going
to see a new play.

121
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I could manage to rustle up
an extra ticket.

122
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Oh, I'd love to.

123
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Bene.
Sembra divertente.

124
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Mother, you're forgetting you
promised Aunt Clara and Bertha,

125
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you'd be with them
tomorrow evening.

126
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Oh,
it's no problem.

127
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Frank, I don't think

128
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I'll feel up to going out again
dumani sera.

129
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Chì voli dì,
you won't feel like it? Perchè nò?

130
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I'm going to have a headache.

131
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Maybe you could go
another time.

132
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Iè.

133
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Iè. Iè,
I'm sure that Frank

134
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will need his rest after
the excitement of this evening.

135
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Will you stop treating meas
if I'm senile?

136
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I made a date,
and I'm going to keep it.

137
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We'll go together.

138
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If Phyllis doesn't wanna
go along, well...

139
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save me the bother of
getting an extra ticket.

140
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Are you sure you won't
cambià a vostra mente?

141
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Innò, nò.
I'm afraid not, dear.

142
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Well, it's getting late.
Frank, it's time to go.

143
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Do you really
have to leave?

144
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Iè, caru. I'm afraid I feel
that headache coming on.

145
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Well, it's been so nice
meeting you. Grazie.

146
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Do try not to keep
my husband out too late.

147
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Perhaps we really
should postpone.

148
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Innò, nò, nò.
I wouldn't hear of it.

149
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I've never been one to stand
in the way of Frank's fun.

150
00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:07,969
Good night, Samantha, dear.
It's been such a lovely evening.

151
00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,347
Wait a minute, Mom.
I'll get your coat.

152
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ti chjamaraghju
tomorrow.

153
00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:21,816
Mother, you promised.

154
00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:24,611
Iè. I promised
to be charming.

155
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I was, wasn't I?

156
00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,743
Please, won't you
cambià a vostra mente?

157
00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,663
Innò, caru. But thank you
for a very interesting evening.

158
00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:37,248
Phyllis, you're making a fool
of yourself. Goodnight, Darrin.

159
00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,875
I'm making
a fool of myself?

160
00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:41,044
Good night, dear.
I like that.

161
00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,129
[Frank] You're act as if
I've done something wrong.

162
00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,590
[Phyllis] Well, I wouldn't
expect you to know...

163
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Bè, speru
site cuntentu.

164
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As I've been saying, Samantha,

165
00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:03,400
mortals can be
very unreasonable.

166
00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,570
All right, I apologize.
Avevi ragione.

167
00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:10,824
I never should've brought
our parents together.

168
00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:14,744
Ai ragione. Vi dicu
your mother was up to something.

169
00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:15,954
I'm beginning to understand

170
00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,707
why they used to
burn witches at Salem.

171
00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,542
Hè u to babbu.

172
00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:25,296
I had no idea he had such a case
of retarded adolescence.

173
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Now, listen to me, Sam.

174
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I will not listen to any more
after a remark like that.

175
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If you care to have a calm,
rational discussion,

176
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I'll be only too happy
to oblige.

177
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Va bè, va bè. I give up.
It is hopeless.

178
00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,002
A notte passata?
Ha-ha.

179
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,754
You mean that little
difference of opinion

180
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,547
your father and I had?

181
00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:10,050
Well, just don't give it
another thought, dear.

182
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,469
Frank and I are too old
to hold a grudge.

183
00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:15,804
Mom, I can't tell you
how happy I am to hear that.

184
00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,182
In fatti,

185
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,850
we had a good laugh about it
when we got home.

186
00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,311
Darrin.
Pop.

187
00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:24,814
Hi, son. I saw your car outside.
How you feeling?

188
00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,900
Perfettu. How you feeling?
Perfettu.

189
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,153
Ooh, what's the matter?
Sore back?

190
00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,446
You'd have
a sore back too

191
00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,490
if you slept on the couch
tutta a notte.

192
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,119
Darrin.
Uh, yes, Mom.

193
00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:41,831
Would you please ask your father
if he wants any dinner tonight?

194
00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,875
Darrin...

195
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,460
you can tell
your mother

196
00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,337
that I intend to eat
with Endora after the show.

197
00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:48,713
You can also tell her

198
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,174
that she's welcome to join us
if she wants to,

199
00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,551
but I'm not going
to beg her.

200
00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:56,304
Darrin, you can tell your father
that I wouldn't go

201
00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:59,474
if it was Julius Caesar
with the original cast.

202
00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:02,184
You can tell her
that I'm going to go anyway.

203
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:05,230
And I intend
per piacè.

204
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,982
Well, I gotta get
this suit pressed.

205
00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:11,194
Good night, Darrin.
Good night, Pop.

206
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,571
Mom, there's no need
to get upset.

207
00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:15,073
I'm not upset.

208
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,699
I must say,

209
00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,409
I'm a little surprised that
after 40 years of marriage,

210
00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:21,578
my husband should turn out
to be a senior delinquent.

211
00:10:21,578 --> 00:10:23,748
But I'm not upset.

212
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,708
Mom...

213
00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:29,671
you just put the coffee pot
in the fridge.

214
00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,131
You wanted more?

215
00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:33,883
No.

216
00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:37,720
Mom, I know Dad is inclined
to be a little bit stubborn,

217
00:10:37,761 --> 00:10:39,054
and he's very proud, but--

218
00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,181
Oh, nò.

219
00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:42,976
No, Darrin.
It's not that at all.

220
00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:45,019
He's smitten with that woman.

221
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,813
Oh, come on, Mom.

222
00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,231
Oh.

223
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:51,234
I know it happens sometimes
to men at his age,

224
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:53,570
and I can understand
how he feels.

225
00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,072
This retirement has
hit him pretty hard,

226
00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:58,950
and he thinks life
is passing him by.

227
00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,785
It's just that...

228
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:04,581
well, I don't know what
to do to get him back.

229
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:07,542
Mom, I'm sure you have
nothing to worry about.

230
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:11,671
Oh, I know it's not serious,
and I'm not really worried.

231
00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:15,925
I'll just stay calm and put
the whole thing out of my mind.

232
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,927
Dopu tuttu...

233
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,971
what can happen in one evening?

234
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,556
Esattamente.

235
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:24,392
And now, would you like
another cup of divorce?

236
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,359
Oh, it's just ridiculous.

237
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:36,362
Mother, this is serious.
That man is infatuated with you.

238
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,865
Oh, but I can't get out of
going to the theater now.

239
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,450
What else can I do?

240
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,410
vi dicu
what you can do.

241
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,953
You can go and see Mrs. Stephens
tomorrow and explain to her

242
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:48,333
that you have absolutely
no designs on her husband.

243
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,335
Now, you have to do it
tactfully, of course.

244
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,921
Samantha, I'm very busy
for the next couple of days.

245
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,924
Mamma,
as a favor to me?

246
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,300
Per piacè?

247
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,927
Samantha...

248
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:02,096
you know, if you'd married
one of those nice warlocks

249
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,181
that were so crazy about you,

250
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,516
nunda di questu
saria accadutu.

251
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,686
Oh, i mo stelle.

252
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,447
Entra.

253
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,409
Mamma !

254
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,703
Ebbè, chì faci
downtown?

255
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,374
I've come to ask your advice
about something, Darrin.

256
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,917
Come on and sit down.

257
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,087
Now, what is it?

258
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,422
Do you know the name
of a good divorce lawyer?

259
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:39,092
Well, Charlie Finch--

260
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,551
Divorce lawyer?

261
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,929
Your father
didn't come home last night.

262
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,812
Well, when I got home, I...

263
00:12:50,852 --> 00:12:52,730
discovered I left my keys
in my other jacket,

264
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,400
so I knocked
a couple of times...

265
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,985
but Phyllis didn't hear me.

266
00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:00,113
Either that or she wouldn't
answer the door.

267
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,905
So, rather than disturb
the whole neighborhood,

268
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,617
I decided to spend the night
here at the club.

269
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:07,245
Why don't you phone her
and tell her what happened?

270
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,080
Aghju.

271
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,707
Four times.

272
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,126
She wouldn't answer.

273
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,965
You don't think I'm acting
like a silly old man, do you?

274
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,217
Micca essatamente.

275
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:25,429
It's just that I find all of this
rather hard to understand, that's all.

276
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,598
Say,
that's a pretty scarf.

277
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,600
A present from Darrin.

278
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:34,272
整個早上我都在想一個
很久以前和我一起去的女孩。

279
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:39,652
曾經有一條這樣的圍巾。
還有一頂帽子，一頂傻傻的小帽子。

280
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:42,363
我記得我有一個全新的
黃色跑車，

281
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,614
我帶她出去
對於開車來說，

282
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:46,326
到一個地方
稱為安赫爾瀑布。

283
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:50,580
我們大笑，我們大喊，
我們唱歌。我們做了瘋狂的事。

284
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,874
我們還很年輕。

285
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:56,544
然後我記得
發生了這場雷暴。

286
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,464
我們不能
將頂部升起，

287
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,631
但我們不在乎。

288
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,467
我們只是坐在那裡
在傾盆大雨中，

289
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,094
我們的傻瓜笑得前仰後合。

290
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:11,684
然後最奇怪的事情
發生了。

291
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:16,689
突然間我開始
告訴她我有多孤獨

292
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,857
以及我是多麼需要她。

293
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:23,071
當我完成後，

294
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:26,699
她擦了擦我的臉
配上那條綠色的絲巾，

295
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,494
她說，

296
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,789
「你永遠不會
弗蘭克，又孤獨了。

297
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:36,834
每當你需要我的時候，
我會在那裡。 」

298
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:44,300
有趣的是我應該想
今天就這樣，不是嗎？

299
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,760
我知道這對你來說很難

300
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,513
想起菲利斯
既然那麼年輕，

301
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,973
但讓我告訴你，

302
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:55,061
在她那個時代，哇，
她真的很了不起。

303
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,562
“在她那個時代”？

304
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,731
好吧，她現在有點了不起。

305
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,025
唯一發生的事情
你遇見媽媽了嗎？

306
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,361
她讓你
再次感覺年輕。

307
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,862
是的。

308
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,116
她做到了。

309
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:11,327
你知道我一直在做什麼嗎
退休後的每一天？

310
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,163
填寫學生

311
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,290
在小孤兒安妮眼中
在報紙上。

312
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,795
這很糟糕，但實際上是什麼
讓我害怕的是

313
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,256
那正在成為
我今天的大事。

314
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:27,260
我的意思是，我沒有別的事
期待。

315
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:32,265
Endora 所做的就是指向
我的生活真的變得多麼單調。

316
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:37,270
我想我得到了
迫切需要一些關注。

317
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,105
這很可悲，不是嗎？

318
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,275
人類，波普。

319
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,615
嗨，親愛的。

320
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,451
嗨，親愛的。

321
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,535
你去哪裡了？

322
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,036
去看你媽媽了。

323
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,664
我們去了美容院，
然後我們就去購物了。

324
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:57,915
購物？做什麼的？

325
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,544
一些新衣服
和一條綠色絲巾。

326
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,921
你應該見見她。
她看起來很轟動。

327
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,257
我不明白那是怎麼回事
與任何事物都有關係。

328
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,093
嗯，我只是告訴她
你父親的感受如何。

329
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,595
最困難的事，
當然，是

330
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,514
說服她什麼都沒有
他和我母親之間。

331
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,892
爸爸見過她了嗎？

332
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,435
他應該到了
任何一分鐘。

333
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,938
現在，你只需放鬆。
我已經處理好了一切。

334
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:39,123
它是開放的。門是開著的。
我在廚房。

335
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,720
史蒂芬斯夫人。

336
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,390
哦...

337
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,477
哦，是你。
我在等別人。

338
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,146
嗯，
我不会停留太久。

339
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,232
我，呃…

340
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:07,151
我只是来道歉的
昨晚。

341
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:10,279
法蘭克知道你在這裡嗎？
當然不是。

342
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:13,491
我知道这一定是
让你非常尴尬

343
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:17,828
但請相信我，我無意
破壞了一個幸福的家庭。

344
00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:20,164
你的意思是你願意
放棄他？

345
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:23,125
嗯，你可以
這麼說吧。

346
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,920
我沒有意識到
事情已經發展到這一步了。

347
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:29,340
你是什​​麼
想說？

348
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,763
我希望你們兩個
會很高興。

349
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,516
她給了我
她的丈夫。

350
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,934
我要做什麼
和他在一起？

351
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,644
一定有
有些錯誤。

352
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,145
我告訴她
我不想要他，

353
00:17:43,186 --> 00:17:47,650
但她太忙了
成為受委屈的女人

354
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:48,693
她沒有聽。

355
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,987
我最好過去一下
並與她交談。

356
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,702
你好？

357
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,287
哦，波普。你在哪裡？

358
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,205
在機場。
我要坐飛機去邁阿密。

359
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,500
我去撿一艘船
這是一次環球航行。

360
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,627
但媽媽在哪裡？

361
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:09,046
她甚至不會
跟我說話。

362
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,799
當我回到家時，她已經
離開去火車站。

363
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,427
她很可能是
現在在火車上。

364
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:15,720
她要去哪裡？

365
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,222
她母親在鳳凰城的家。

366
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,017
聽著，兒子，我現在得走了。
他們正在呼叫我的航班。

367
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,311
流行音樂。等一下。留在那裡。
我來接你。

368
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,104
我相信我們可以
把這整件事解決掉。

369
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,064
不，不。這是沒有用的，達林。

370
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,066
你只要看看
現在追隨你自己。

371
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:29,900
流行音樂--

372
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,074
嗯，你有沒有
還有更多好點子嗎？

373
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,326
我父親在
飛往佛羅裡達的飛機。

374
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,203
我媽媽在
開往鳳凰城的火車。

375
00:18:41,244 --> 00:18:43,873
我想看看
有人解決這個問題。

376
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,922
如果我們能以某種方式就好了
把他們聚集在一起，

377
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:55,009
我確信他們的問題
就會得到解決。

378
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,012
媽媽...
嗯？

379
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,221
你會幫我嗎？

380
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,891
噢，那就是
親愛的，這是一種可怕的壓力。

381
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,143
我還沒有嘗試過任何東西
多年來都是如此。

382
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:07,355
但你知道
這很重要。

383
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:12,318
嗯，還是會這樣
一個有趣的挑戰。

384
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,820
我們該去哪裡
把他們聚集在一起？

385
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,616
安赫爾瀑布。
它具有情感價值。

386
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:22,619
安赫爾瀑布。

387
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:27,875
好吧，我們要做的第一件事就是
要做的就是放慢火車速度。

388
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,001
正確的。

389
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,920
你想嘗試嗎？

390
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,505
當然。

391
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,699
誰拉的
應急繩？

392
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,617
我-我-我做到了。

393
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,040
好吧，為什麼要
這樣做嗎，女士？

394
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,252
你知道，
我不知道。

395
00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:13,254
那應該可以容納他們
幾分鐘。

396
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,214
很高興知道
我還沒有失去聯繫。

397
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:18,050
母親將接手
從這裡。

398
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,969
現在，給我空間。

399
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,479
大家好。這是
哈考特船長演講。

400
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:34,316
歡迎搭乘 645 航班，
直飛邁阿密。

401
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:37,570
我們在某個高度飛行
26,000 英尺

402
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:41,490
在短短幾分鐘內，
我們將降落在安赫爾瀑布。

403
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,534
安赫爾瀑布？

404
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,411
是什麼讓你這麼說的？

405
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,537
我不知道。

406
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,169
媽媽，
嗯？

407
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,879
他們有飛機跑道嗎
在安赫爾瀑布？

408
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,339
會有
當他們著陸時。

409
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,471
我非常抱歉。我只是不
知道我發生了什麼事。

410
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,056
我通常不會這樣做
諸如此類的事情，你知道。

411
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,058
當然，女士，當然。

412
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,561
嗯，我現在很好，
這樣你就可以放鬆了。

413
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,104
我會好好表現自己。

414
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:13,689
這是一個承諾嗎？

415
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,696
現在，我最好回去
到那趟火車。

416
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,000
怎麼了
和你一起嗎，女士？

417
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,919
你把乘客扔了
到處都是！

418
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,838
嗯，我-我是
非常抱歉，先生。

419
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,673
我會在車站等你。

420
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,760
什麼倉庫？我們出去了
在偏僻的地方。

421
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,138
天啊，
那裡有一個倉庫。

422
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,571
法蘭克，你來了。

423
00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:05,032
是的。

424
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:07,201
不知何故我知道
你也會在這裡。

425
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,619
是不是很奇怪？

426
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,873
我拉了兩次繩子。
我不知道為什麼。

427
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:14,750
但我很高興我做到了。

428
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,044
我也很高興。

429
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,672
你看起來非常漂亮，
菲利斯.

430
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,465
和上次一樣漂亮
我們在這裡。

431
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:25,094
已經有很多時間了
之間，

432
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,597
但一切都沒有太大改變。

433
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,308
有嗎，弗蘭克？

434
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,770
不，什麼都沒有改變。

435
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:38,107
有趣的是你如何讓事情發生
失控。

436
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:41,026
我以為你輸了
對我有興趣，所以我...

437
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,863
我試著讓你感覺到
跟我感覺的一樣老。

438
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:46,282
對不起，親愛的。

439
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,993
哦，不。都是我的錯
菲利斯.

440
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:51,412
我表現得像一隻老山羊。

441
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:54,164
也許我們還沒有那麼老
正如我們所想。

442
00:22:54,205 --> 00:22:56,083
也許我們不是。

443
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,711
我可以開車送你去某個地方嗎？

444
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:03,340
家。

445
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,888
山姆！

446
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,307
薩姆.
唔？

447
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,934
我剛剛和爸爸媽媽說過話。
猜猜他們在哪裡。

448
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,020
在哪裡？
安赫爾瀑布。

449
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,188
真的嗎？
哦，多好。

450
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,732
好的？太棒了。

451
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:22,026
上次我和他們談話時，他們
正處於離婚邊緣，

452
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,861
朝著不同的方向前進。

453
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:26,363
你知道嗎，我爸爸曾經告訴我
關於安赫爾瀑布。

454
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,949
他立即向媽媽求婚了
雷雨中間。

455
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:31,744
我忘了雷雨。

456
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,455
什麼雷雨？

457
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,377
那是做什麼用的？

458
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,963
我只是想要
一切都力求完美。

459
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,679
這一切都應該是
給我們一個教訓。

460
00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:53,474
我們絕不能成為
習慣了彼此。

461
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,684
我想我永遠不會
習慣你了，親愛的。

462
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:57,853
噢，真甜
你說的。

463
00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:01,941
可見它有多重要
保持婚姻中的浪漫。

464
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:07,905
哦，答應我你永遠不會
別再浪漫了。

465
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,367
達林？


